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may 13, 2003.

My life is one big anxiety dream, part the second.

We all know that ever since I cut down on the happy pills, I've been beset by horrid nightmares of the sweaty screamy variety. (mmmm...sweet ice cream...) Last night I dreamt that when I left my class to wash my hair (happens all. the. time.), my principal showed up. Of course, by then I was wearing a nightgown, and I kept fainting. When the two of us went to the classroom, the door was locked and bloodcurdling shrieks were coming from the other side. Rosalind showed up to break down the door, and when I got inside there were only three students (the rest had skedaddled) and two infants. I read the students the riot act and then woke up.

Cut to this morning. Since my classroom is right next to the English department, I'm often a little sloppy about leaving my papers behind. This morning I popped in for a few minutes (as is my wont) to find a stray piece of work. When I turned the corner, my door was closed and loud voices could be heard behind it. I opened the door to find a student getting ready to brace it shut with a chair. They all stopped giggling when they realized that I was livid. So, I read them the riot act.

Unfortunately, I didn't wake up and thus had to teach the rest of the class.

Fortunately, I didn't wake up and thus did not have to repeat my morning yet again.

Booty Call: Day 67 - Clitoris in female formed; labia majora formed.

2 years ago today: There will be no more death, no more grief or crying or pain.