September 8, 1998.Today is my parents' actual 25th anniversary. I hope they take the party decorations down by tonight...I think it's bad luck if you leave 'em up after the actual anniversary. - nick cave It's taken me over an hour to set up the computer & realize that I lack some arcane & subtle skill necessary to make the modem work...so I won't be able to update for awhile. But of course you won't know this until I get connected again. Ha! The Catch-22 of web diaries. I always wondered what would happen if I died suddenly...would my inbox get flooded with worried queries...or would I just get another hundred exhortations to increase site traffic by registering with some ultra-super search engine?? Anyway. The most frustrating thing is that I had to wrestle with outlets & phone jacks & ports for such a long time to figure this out. We've cunningly placed all the really heavy furniture over every useful modern feature. The room looks good, but it's damn hard to set up my appliances. I need a burly gentleman's gentleman, I think. I'll let you know when you need to evacuate your city. I really like my bed, too. Maharet & Daniel are going to enjoy christening it, I think (I promised them when I was drunk, ok?) I've never slept on a double for any serious length of time. Last night I surrounded myself with pillows & a teddy bear, as if barricading myself against enjoying the double bed experience. I think I'll sleep diagonally tonight. Boy, this is a silly entry. Aren't you glad I'm back?? one year ago today: dress code potty-mouth home-wrecker |