Welcome to my diary page, or as my friend Dirk terms it, "the open-all-night pharmacy of wit and spit." (That is, open until we closed shop in November of 1998.)

Let's get one thing straight: I'm not Greek. But my pseudonym is, and since I really enjoyed Greek Drama in university, I thought maybe we could all pretend.

Besides, it might be nice to have a bunch of robed people speaking in unison to make sense of it all.