Silliness of the day:

To this day, my brother & I believe that if you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will fall out. Although it mayn't sound that convincing to you, we still don't want to take the chance.

October 25, 1998.

Choked down a bowl of oatmeal before making a long-overdue trip to the grocery store. I was in no mood to start fantasizing about huge, fabulous breakfasts, and how I'd really & truly go through a 20 pack of waffles if I just bought one. Sometimes I have to be stern with myself.

By the way, the oatmeal was graciously provided by Trevor, who feels that any morning he wakes up here & cannot consume a double ration of peaches & cream oatmeal is a wasted morning. Keep in mind, his culinary goal is to find something he read in a science magazine years ago - a prepared amount of hard-boiled eggs fashioned into a continuous foot-long tube. Somehow, he finds the prospect appetizing. Gah.

Managed to walk out of the store with an incredible amount of good food, only 60 bucks lighter. Although I don't permit myself snack foods anymore (unless I can lift them from home, that is), I will indulge myself with salad-in-a-bag. Just the thought of not being able to eat salad ingredients is too depressing for me to deal with right now...hence, prepared salad. Such a little princess, hmm?

Since I am doing nothing but work today, and since I did nothing but work yesterday, I find myself with nothing further to tell you. Brush your teeth, and...goodnight.

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