(You can also view a small gallery of their faces if you're so inclined)

colour key:

red = at least one year below me at U of T
orange = at least one year above me at U of T
yellow = in the same year as me at U of T
green = miscellanious
blue = high school people
violet = scarborough folk

Aaron
- cyber & meatspace friend of not only this online diarist, but also Jain (when she was Javina). Go fig.

Akasha
- we used to be very close in highschool, but this scene's too small for two bitches of our caliber.

Aslan
- cute co-worker who wants to be a fireman when he grows up.

Baby Jenks
- Mother, wife, and dear, dear friend from the early years of high school.

Beowulf
- doesn't really like most things about me, and why he likes what he does is a bit suspect. But who cares.

Brandi
- very sweet & forgiving high-school friend.

Braveheart
- 113th Chieftain of Clan McGillivray; sometime political activist; knows how to pick up chicks at a revolution. Theoretically.

Brian
- If only I were "that way" (male, I mean)...

Brigit
- earthy, spiritual, lovely, missing. Another person who decided she couldn't stand me & never told me why.

Brit Boy
- with his impressive Brett Anderson collage, he now comes in velvet, leather or Suede.

Butler
- beautiful boy, Posse member & changes his sheets on a regular basis (or so I'm told).

Cain
- wanders the cursed halls of government with our blessing.

Cerberus
- would you like to touch my monkey?

Charity
- utterly shameless. I miss our days in work/hell.

Cody
- fellow Simpson's freek who once kept an online diary, although he was often plagued with doubt about its ultimate value.

Comrade Jenn
- every right-winger's nightmare: a pretty young socialist bisexual who knows how to use a gun. Another one who isn't speaking to me right now.

Cordelia
- part of the Posse. She only looks like the nice one...

Death
- voluptuous Scarborough idee fixe

Destiny
- they say the quiet ones are the deepest. She's usually very quiet...

Dirk
- member of the intellectual menage a trois a long time ago. Never where he expects to be, but always where he is needed.

Dot
- against all odds, she's politically conservative & phenomenally cool at the same time.

Dream
- skinny goth boy, slave of Death (literally, not figuratively). One of the few kilt boys who's not trying to show off his legs.

Edgar Allan
- best friend of Mr. Blonde. We used to fight like rabid weasels when I was with Mr. Blonde, but now he's very sweet to me...usually. I was actually present on the fabled Night He Wasn't A Jerk...and it was awe-inspiring.

Elizabeth
- a very sweet co-worker, with the uncomplicated kind of soul that I covet.

Exodus
- Trevor's best friend.

Fly
- Alpha Sigma Sigma frat boy who once tried to disprove his own existence during a very late party...

Gomer
- a blond former footballer who's tall enough to satisfy my warped notion of height. When we met at the Garden, he was hyped up on pixie sticks & I was already half-drunk. How could we not be friends after such a promising start?

Heather
- one of the very few among the Lawyer's friends who thinks I'm cool enough to talk to. I think she's pretty cool too.

Jenni
- short, pretty, perky, frighteningly intelligent, preppie, and unabashedly sensual.

King Matt
- 6'4", 300+ lbs, and a soft English accent. My kind of guy.

Mick
- all around good guy, but friendship politics seem to keep us apart.

Miranda
- best friend of Tiger Lily. Amazingly competent at times, but also slacks like a champ.

Mr. Shoreleave
- ex-boyf of Maharet. He's a great big jerk, and I'm glad I only have to deal with him in an anecdotal context.

Palliative
- Palaver's former girlf, who is currently fucking one of Palaver's soon-to-be-ex-roommates. And you thought my life was a soap opera...

Paris
- Aphrodite's boy.

Rocco
- Butler's techno-listening, soccer playing, straight-laced ex-roomate.

Rose
- sweet & kind & knows all about blinds (and other window coverings).

Scout
- Trevor & Pixie Stix's youngest sister. She seems too normal to like me, somehow. Then again, she likes her brother.

Victoria
- beautiful 3rd floor denizen who knows the meaning of the term "Ceponkis Blonde," the hair colour all women crave.

Wallace
- the secret Rickshaw king of Toronto. Sweet & kind to a fault - will make food for the desperately hung-over & won't ask too many questions.

lemme see their faces

main cast

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