March
12
Despite the fact that we were staying in the Hague, up until Wednesday, we hadn't really had a chance to get to know the town properly. We were either passing through it in the morning too hurried to stop, or passing through at night when everything was closed. Scherezade warned us that the town itself was not terribly exciting - most of it was built in the 20's and 30's and it's not a particularly striking part of the Netherlands. Still, it was where she worked and we determined to visit her job: The UN War Crimes Tribunal.
I like to tell people that when we got there, the judge asked if anyone had a birthday in the crowd, and I got to go up to the trial floor while Milosevic sang me a special birthday song. Ok, ok...it wasn't Sea World. In actuality, what happened was this: when we arrived past the lengthy security checks, lighter by two cameras and our passports (they let me keep the Curious George lunchbox, though), we were able to catch a good hour of testimony from a munitions expert on some grisly photographs. Yes, we did see Slobodan and yes, he is just as contemptuous as you've read. He spent most of his time spinning around in his chair and just before the trial ended for the day, he questioned the legitimacy of the proceedings. I suppose he does that every day - still, it was cool to actually see it. It's like his party trick.
Okay. Here it comes. You all knew that I couldn't go to the land of legal drugs, hookers & casinos without sampling at least one of those famous wares. I'd have very little to say to a hooker and casinos bore me stupid - so it was the drugs that I focussed on. My mom, pretty tightly wound by this point in the trip (not to mention in mourning for her brother), had started agitating that day for something that would help her selfmedicate. So yeah, it was my mom's idea to smoke the joint. Scherezade and I being spazzes in this regard, it was also up to her to roll the joint. Yeah, I have pictures.
My mom didn't do so well. This being her first time with the stuff in more than 2 decades, she forgot all of the rules. She started drinking a watermelon rum drink, and though she was giggly for the first 2 hours, she quickly became nauseous and began vomiting. Fortunately, Scherezade and I were too high to care. She was painting and I was emailing (probably not the best idea, but what the hell). When my mom emerged from the WC, we quickly got the air mattress arranged and took ourselves off to sleep in the bedroom. I slept really well, but I slept really well every night. { close } |