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January 29, 1999."If you open your mouth then I cannot be responsible..." One of the best things about getting into "Disintegration" now is that everyone around me sings along without thinking about it. Obviously, I missed the memo when I was 14 and depressed...'cause everybody else got one. I've written a one act play about my Diabolos' experience on Wednesday. Well not really. But if I did, it would look a lot like this: DIABOLOS!Starring Saint Stephen! Saint Peter! Guy! Jen! And introducing Amoret (that's me) as GIRL #1! Scene 1: BOY #1 - "If either of the boys
win, the winner will stop playing the other forever, claiming to be
totally victorious." Scene 2: GIRL #1 - "Uhh...and A and an
E, to make ALE and MOPE." Scene #3: BOY #1 - "You can't put VOID
there!! It's right under the triple word score!! Don't you have an A?"
Scene #4: (enter BOY #3) BOY #3 - "Is she playing? She
doesn't look like she's playing." Scene #5: GIRL #2: "I don't believe in
genetic manitpulations." END. AUDIENCE IS SOLICITED FOR MONEY. CURTAIN. It's very post modern, don't you think? An interesting side effect of my obgyn examination the other day: now that I know where my ovaries are, I can locate the dull ache I feel today. Stupid ovaries. Today I spent an obscene amount of money on an evening gown for Fireball at Fashion Crimes (i.e. a store so expensive that it doesn't bear thinking about). What can I say...there was a 50% off sale. Yes, I was supposed to rent an outrageous costume, but since this dress fits so many events in the next year (i.e. the three upcoming weddings) I might as well wear it to Fireball. I'm such a lame cop-out artist. Cheered up somewhat by the accessory stage: I'm going with elbow-length black opera gloves. The Boy insisted on buying me a black boa, one which matches the one I lost at the Goulash Party Haus during the binge with Javina. Coo-el. Little Spider also came out, and ended up with a much cheaper dress from Siren...black, of course. You could hardly induce her to wear any other colour. We'll be quite the interesting group at Fireball, that's for sure...what with the Boy in Q's bridegroom getup, LS in a black Ophelia dress, me in gloves, and Dirk in a toga (possibly). I have no idea what Stacy will wear, but I'm sure it'll be good. If I wasn't so nauseous right now, I'm sure I'd feel a pleasant buzz of anticipation. |