Allergia
- sleeps about 5 hours a night & can't abide pollen, corn, milk, eggs, food colouring, nitrates, chocolate and peanuts. A challenge, but relatively cheerful when fed.

Brady
- the other semi-official counselor leader. She likes me fine.

Chip/Chipette
- the adult leaders, collectively known as the Chips. Absolutely the most understanding bosses I've ever had.

Codyanne
- the most paradoxical of my girls - both the most mopey and the easiest to cheer up.

Janette
- the bossiest of my former campers. Reminds me of me to a scary degree.

Juno
- the spaciest of my former girls. A dreamy fantasy-reading 10 year old with thick glasses and a retainer (which is like wearing a kick me sign on your back). I worry about her in the normal world.

Laura
- blonde, lush barbie-figure, trendy wardrobe. My nemesis.

Little China Girl
- my cutest former camper. At home she's first in her class, here she's the pet of the camp.

Methusela
- a year younger than me, but thinks he's BMOC. Annoying in a university way, which differs from the others at least in life stage.

Mercer
- another of my former campers. I taught her how to truck, a practice that probably should've died in the 70's.

Mortu
- by far the goofiest of the counselors. I go through waves of liking him & finding him too foolish.

Rainbow
- lovely girl, with a perpetual sweet smile. Teases me about my "tell all book."

Rex
- the unofficial leader of the counselors & impossibly cool. I really want him to like me.