december
December 29 The despair of the despair of the despair...
December 28 "would you like a blanket, sweetie?"
December 27 Shhh.
December 26 Loot round-up
December 25 I go all gooey
December 20 Sniffing glue & why you shouldn't
December 19 Drinking glue & why you should
December 18 I'm "cheap" if I don't have the same overblown
wedding as you?
December 17 "You told me your name was Handsome Bob!"
December 15 For you don't have a wooden heart
December 14 Displaced
December 13 I don't know what the Dutch have to do with this
December 12 (wordless)
December 11 I'd like 'Cotton Eyed Joe' with a calypso beat
December 9 Buchanan moment
December 8 Fallout of the Brooklyn nuke
December 7 I let love in
December 4 Boring bride
December 3 One-woman freak-out machine
november
November 30 The four-letter word that changes everything
November 28 Can you dig it?
November 27 Search me
November 26 "Some kind of goth"
November 25 A new dead friend
November 24 Ceilidh! (briefly)
November 23 Cum laude...I love saying that!
November 21 Get behind the mule, boy
November 18 Snapped like a twig
November 13 Where is my mind?
November 12 Hello kitty!
November 11 Gunpowder, treason & plot...no, we did that one
November 9 Working hard for a change
November 8 Alberta Rebound
November 4 Gone fishin'
November 2 Grade 6 Regrets
November 1 No, this isn't a story about me
october
October 31 Tales of the Elect
October 30 Hallowe'en at the Nook
October 26 What they did with the remains
October 25 Together we were nothing but a menace
October 24 The high road
October 22 There's a crack in the mirror
October 19 Joint-cracking casanova
October 17 Damn your black heart, Wallace!
October 15 Set free
October 12 Why I want a trank gun for X-mas
October 11 NEI
October 9 TMI
October 8 Feeling under-appreciated
October 5 Almost my former self
October 3 Explanations
October 2 Queen of the harpies (part II)
september
September 30 Here's your crown, your majesty
September 27 I was a student here before you were born
September 26 I don't care, I love the décor
September 25 Waterbaby. Emphasis on...
September 24 Chalk dust & curiosity
September 23 Not me
September 20 Hausfrau ennui
September 19 Tarted up again
September 18 Z is for Zillah, who drank too much gin
September 13 Launch!
September 12 "But I'm still fond of you, oh oh o-oh"
September 10 Happy birthday, Scherezade
September 9 "If...you become naked"
September 8 "You're better off sayin' yes"
September 7 Bitching
September 6 Camping
September 2 Don't think you're having all the fun / you know me, I like everyone...
September 1 More depressed than Nigel
august
August 30 "Tell me why..."
August 26 Resumption of the paperdrone life
August 25 That needs to be filed...in Hawaii!
August 24 Irrelevancy
August 23 Living in the real world instead of a shell
August 22 Oh God...I'm not depressing you, am I?
August 21 Overly-familiars
August 19 Now if only the palette was non-dizzying
August 17 My cat isn't dead
August 14 A big big...no, wait, I used this one already
August 12 Spun-kay...
August 11 Bitchin'
August 10 Deferred responsibility takes its toll
August 8 If you have 5 seconds to spare
August 4 Larval housecleaning
August 3 5 more shopping days
August 2 Trying not to be fully slackified
August 1 Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
july
** do you want to know who the camp people are? **
July 31 Closing ceremonies
July 28 My own personal (orange juice) Jesus
July 27 I don't dream about anyone (except myself)
July 26 Heaven seems insane
July 24 This man said, 'it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care...'
July 23 A big big love
July 22 I want to go home
July 21 Nerdbarbie
July 20 Clouds of glory/Fuck shop
July 19 Death
July 18 Bang bang. Plop Plop. Death.
July 16 Amoret bats 000
July 15 Fairy Gothmother
July 14 Christmas in July
July 13 The re-discovered country
July 12 White Wedding
July 9 The joy of accessories
July 8 Take a peanut in your hand and shove it up your little nose
July 7 Popcorn people
July 6 Appeasement
July 5 Longing for glaciers
July 4 Being 12 sucks
July 3 Nemesis
July 2 No soap?
** do you want to know who the camp people are? **
june
June 30 The Third Option
June 28 Proms & stress
June 27 Guests. You know...people
June 26 Threats
June 24 Celtic rout
June 23 Silly dreams of belonging
June 22 Ich bin ein...
June 21 The traditional solstice hog-buffing
June 20 You taught Marilyn Monroe?
June 17 Last time on our program...
June 13 How that table looks
June 11 Not TB
June 9 TB or...
June 8 I gotta go and drink it over
June 6 Friggin' hippie
June 5 Screw you guys; I'm going home
June 4 I'm so buff I barely fit on the bus
June 3 Hey!
June 2 No...more...pie.........
June 1 Squaw in the nuts
may
May 31 Johnny Bravo
May 30 Keeping the goths safe from new ideas
May 27 E-nough
May 26 ...a pixie gets her wings
May 25 Zap!
May 23 Tasteful nudity
May 22 The therapeutic value of tittie-twisters
May 19 Episode Five-hundred Twenty Three
May 18 The momentum of doom
May 17 Pour your misery down on me
May 13 Abandoned unmentionables
May 11 Rhymes with duck
May 10 Cott'nhead Amoret
May 5 Rip-offs and hair wax
May 4 Free!!!
May 3 My short fuse
May 2 Squeaky clean
May 1 Hacked
april
April 30 Wendy no more
April 28 What were you thinking, Lucas?!
April 26 Strut
April 25 Where everyone knows your name is Darkness
April 24 Then GOD IS SEVEN!!
April 23 Inappropriateness
April 21 Good Pygandimass to ye
April 19 Not good enough blues
April 18 Home of the blues
April 17 Sugarbell blues
April 16 Game over, Dillenger
April 15 thInk
April 14 Cabbages
April 13 Mad dog
April 12 Final essay
April 11 The passion of clubkids is for gossip, said she
April 10 Even lazier
April 7 Collecting the sweet wages of Sloth
April 5 Hobbit no more!
April 4 The protein diet and other inanities
April 1 Would you like fries with that?
march
March 31 Clusterfuck
March 30 Springtime for goth girls in Canada
March 29 Muse complex
March 28 Third wheel-dom
March 27 Life from the tailor seat
March 26 Woe is me
March 25 Surfing the paranoia wave
March 24 All growe dup
March 22 Fieldtrip
March 21 Conniving snacks!
March 20 Water manna, my ass
March 19 Drinking with me, Jesus?
March 18 Always a bridesmaid...
March 15 Part-time philanthropist
March 14 Iso-what?
March 13 My new alarm clock
March 12 Bondage tips
March 11 I'm endlessly fascinated with hysteria, ok?
March 10 Sex ed. revisited
March 9 [What bliss]
March 7 I brought a crow bar for this?
March 6 Returns and potential anarchy
March 5 Flat rock
March 4 CSS (tm)
March 3 Sorry, Virginia, we fucked you over again
March 2 Studio Amoret
March 1 Snow flowers
february
February 28 Email objets d'art
February 27 Cranky
February 26 Reigning in hell/Serving in heaven
February 25 Preacher's last night in town
February 24 Epistolary me
February 23 The root of all suffering is desire
February 22 Bitrex
February 21 I'm the only bee in your bonnet
February 19 Useless pictures of you
February 17 I rock the house
February 16 ...on the range
February 15 Happy VD, for you and me
February 13 Utility belt blues
February 11 Anything you say, giant drop of blood
February 10 Cosmic balance
February 9 I'm choking on my own rage here
February 8 The welcome of small dogs
February 7 Fireballin'
February 5 How insensitive
February 3 Can't someone else do it?
February 2 I'll be mellow when I'm dead
February 1 "You work out and I will shout slogans"
january
January 31 Words from Fruit Loop Alpha
January 30 Hella-tired
January 29 "Pull on your pout"
January 28 The Boy speaks!
January 27 Public cervix announcement
January 26 Squee!
January 25 Wee tired mousie, I
January 24 Clouds in my coffee
January 22 "The last time you repealed the Corn Laws"
January 21 "Kiss me goodbye..."
January 20 Taking a cruise on the Mary Celeste
January 18 Flirt-o-matic
January 16 Don't make me come down there
January 15 ...and a funny bit with a dog
January 14 Wordless
January 13 Body image
January 12 Vibrating sponge
January 11 I finally achieve good head
January 10 Where my Rosemary goes
January 8 Social butterfly
January 7 Why I am not nostalgic about my ex
January 6 Angels night out
January 5 I am the Faerie Queene Queen!
January 4 Snow sloth
January 2 Who knew?
