The thoughts & opinions of Sassarella, the Queen of Sass as she cavorts in 's Gravenhage & beyond. Brought to you by CES's (Chief Executive Slaves) of Big Skanky Ho Inc.
My Saturday night in a short, but comprehensive list:
1) hanging at the new local with, alphabetically: Andrew, Bart, Beth, Marcel, Renee, Ron, Steve, Tym, Vicki, and Vinnie. 2) going to a soft cell party. 3) being the biggest skank there. 4) looking really really fab. posted by Alleen at 8:32:20 PM
This weekend, I was going to go to Amsterdam and finally fill everyone's orders for more Puccini.
Instead I'm going to Berlin.
If you just imagined me blowing a great big raspberry at all of you, then you've imagined correctly. That's exactly what I'm doing.
Oh, relax. I'll be back. And I'll go get the chocolate. Let me enjoy my moment. posted by Alleen at 8:09:10 PM
Sunday, January 25, 2004
I don't even know what this is all about... but look! This is apparently me. I should stop doing these quizzes, I'm thinking.
The Nurse Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)
Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.
Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.
To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.
