The thoughts & opinions of Sassarella, the Queen of Sass as she cavorts in 's Gravenhage & beyond. Brought to you by CES's (Chief Executive Slaves) of Big Skanky Ho Inc.
If you enjoy tormenting yourself with fantasies of bad things that might happen in the future, surf over to the "Dante's Inferno Test" website. There you can get a prediction about what level of hell you'll be exiled to after you die. If, on the other hand, you're finally ready to shed your perverse attraction to doom and gloom -- and my astrological analysis says you are -- then zealously avoid entertaining yourself with fear and anxiety. Instead, use all your ingenuity to track down fascinating encounters with boom and zoom. Halloween costume suggestions: a pirate wearing smiley face buttons or a gangsta rapper with a fuzzy Sesame Street puppet.
You're in an expressive mood, and others realize what a caring friend you can be. The cosmic influences are such that by tonight, you both entertain and inspire with your mood.
Just because this is Halloween week it doesn't mean that you have to be afraid of your desires. Hey, if you're not a little spooked by your feelings, Scorpio, it means that you're not emotionally involved. Staying cool will just leave you out in the cold.
Deeply attuned to his emotional condition and of others, Scorpio is accurately aware of words or people whom he senses are false or insincere. They enjoy the mysterious and are prone to personal secrecy. They are slow to genuine anger, but long on resentment, once they are offended. Scorpio is attracted to the healing arts and spiritual pursuits or may take the road of financial management.
I crack me up.
Other people who share Junior's birthday (who are obviously not as cool):
President James K. Polk President Warren G. Harding (not to be confused with any other Warren G's) Burt Lancaster Marie Antoinette Pat Buchanan KD Lang Nelly Bobby Dall (bassist for Poison) Bruce Welch (guitarist for the Shadows)
Fun stuff that happened on November 2nd:
1930: Haile Selassie crowned emperor of Ethiopia. Jah Rastafari! 1931: The DuPont Company of Wilmington, DE announced the first synthetic rubber. It was known as DuPrene. 1962: The Elvis Presley film "Girls! Girls! Girls!" premiered. 1979: The Movie of The Who's Quadrophenia, starring Phil Daniels and featuring Sting, premieres. 1984: Margie Velma Barfield, a convicted murderer, becomes the first woman to be executed since capital punishment was reinstated in 1976. 1985: Soundtrack to Miami Vice hits number 1 in the Billboard Album Chart. 2000: an American astronaut and two Russian cosmonauts became the first permanent residents of the international space station, at the start of their four-month mission.
